treating the lame with disdain
Ever since the iron curtain fell it seems that Russians have stopped lining up to get bread and instead line up in the cue of shame ready to bring fail upon themselves.
Boris Yeltson could control a bike better then these next idiots:
If you know of anyone that should be sent to a motorbike Gulag, please let us know by leaving a comment below, which will then be sent to the KGB.
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The news is full of lameness. We are constantly on the look out for some of the finer examples the world has to offer
Welcome to the fourth installment of Retarded News Stories. We pay homage to the old adage “fact is stranger then fiction”.
Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention recently.
If you know of any retarded or lame news stories please email them to: thelamest.com@gmail.com
1) Workers Drown in Tomato Sauce
The jist: A bunch of workers in an Indian food factory drown in a large vat of tomato sauce.
Our take: Finally use humans are fighting back! For too long we’ve been the ones having …
The Flat Earth Society (FES) is a collective of retards that believe the earth is flat. We can only assume that FES has close links to the Chicken-Licken Society and question the structural integrity of the sky.
FES beliefs are based on flimsy mathematical experiments by Dr. Samuel Birley Rowbotham, which were performed in the late 1800′s.
It should be noted that during this time Victorian English society was marred by widespread use of drugs such as cocaine, opium and throat lozengers.
We’ve sent the findings of Rowbotham studies to The Lamest’s …
Welcome to the third installment of Retarded News Stories. We prove that fact is stranger then fiction. Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention over the course of the past couple of weeks.
If you know of any retarded or lame news stories please email them to: thelamest.com@gmail.com
1) 2 Drunk Mates Shoot Each Other in the Butt with a Slug Gun and End up in Hospital
The jist: We’ve probably all been in this situation right? You are having a few quiet drinks with …
Break out the party poppers and Xanax….this is an event worth getting excited about! Can you believe it 300 Mutha-Flipping comments.
We read through a range of these comments the other day and what we saw was a true cross section of society in front of us.
We have had brilliance insights from contemporary intellects, self-righteous tirades from small minded nimrods and absolute gibberish from mental patients given access to an internet cafe on their day release.
But we must say, we love everyone that has contributed and made the The …
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