How to Fail When Attempting to Impress your Girlfriend
17 January 2010
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Christ, where to begin? First I’m taking points away for wearing those ridiculous fucking pants. Second — and almost just as pathetic as the Capri getup — he loses whatever respect he might have had left over for sporting a man-purse. And last but not least he gets his masculinity card yanked right out from under his delicate ass for swinging that hammer like your sister throws a baseball.
Seriously, where the fuck did all the men go? How embarrassing.
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If you have failed even harder then this guy, (dunno if it’s possible) whilst trying to impress your girlfriend please let us know.
I love it! You should hand your manhood into the proper authority after a Carney and your girlfriend both laugh together at your shame.
Want a tool, he must work at Bunnings with a hammer grip like that.
is that blood coming from your nose? No it’s dignity!
This dude definitely did not get laid that night.
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