Drunk Old Man Tries to Wear his Pants as a Shirt
Sorry about the short hiatus in posts. I’ve been lying on a Fijian beach for the past week enjoying my honeymoon.
Yep, I know what you are thinking…Whoa! how can you limit your awesomeness to just the one lady, surely this is a shocking and tragic event to all ladyfolk throughout the world!
My response to those said ladies is: Apologies, but you had your chance when you slapped and occasionally glassed my beautiful face when I approached you at nightclubs…now go a mourn your loss!
Anyway I digress, after spending so much time on the beach this past week I saw some ridiculous outfits and behaviour from westerners that shame the shit out of the rest of us in front of the local population…admittedly none of the things I saw were as lame as this:
If you’ve ever tried to wear your pants as a shirt or your y-fronts as a cumber-bun, I’d love to hear about it.
I’m sorry but this has to be a fake. No one could be that drunk, or that stupid.
Welcome back Dr Fauust from your Fijian adventure.
We hope Mr and Mrs Fauust enjoyed their nuptials.
thankyou sir jeffo! I shall endeavorto make up for lost time and get another article out this week!
good to be back @ lame HQ!
Good stuff Dr Faust. I have emailed some possible material to Lame HQ for possible future inclusion.
We are all hoping that your short break has reenergised you after the teeth whitening blip.
o mr speedo do u need a foot
I think he worked that out quite well.. Not sure what all the to-do is about really..
This is absolutely brilliant. While I’ve sunk pretty low while getting drunk, I don’t think that I’ve ever mistaken PANTS for a SHIRT.
If you’ve heard of the term “pants-on-head retarded”, well, this is pretty damn close.
The try/effort/determination is PRICELESS!!
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