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Hug-E-Gram: The Lamest Gift in History

19 February 2010 942 views 7 Comments
Giving flowers as a gift has been tricking women into sleeping with men for thousands of years. In fact it’s been the chief method of wooing ladies ever since the “Club on the Cranium” method went out of fashion, thanks to the pesky cave-woman feminist movement of the Stone Age. If I was a Marketing executive, I’d be wearing my biggest thinking cap if I was trying to come up with a replacement for flowers as a gift. Unfortunately for the makers of the Hug-E-Gram they have failed miserably in their ...

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Hug-E-Gram is actually Mickey Mouse's severed arms. Sick isn't it!

Giving flowers as a gift has been tricking women into sleeping with men for thousands of years.

In fact it’s been the chief method of wooing ladies ever since the “Club on the Cranium” method went out of fashion, thanks to the pesky cave-woman feminist movement of the Stone Age.

If I was a Marketing executive, I’d be wearing my biggest thinking cap if I was trying to come up with a replacement for flowers as a gift. Unfortunately for the makers of the Hug-E-Gram they have failed miserably in their War of the Roses.

This pathetic attempt must be seen to be believed! Watch the video below.








Taken from Hug-E-Gram website

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Nice one Karen! you're going bald, vomitting all the time and you caused your husband to lose his job. How do you try and lift his spirits? A Fucking Hug-E-Gram. FAIL!


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This is the calibre of woman you can expect to be stuck with, if you start giving this pathetic gift to women.


If you can think of any gift that even comes close to the lameness demonstrated by the Hug-E-Gram we’d love to hear about it.


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7 Comments »

  • StarryGift | Wedding gifts and collectibles of Chinese and Western styles said:

    StarryGift | Wedding gifts and collectibles of Chinese and Western styles…

    Nice post. Thanks for sharing….

  • Elev8 said:

    I’ve always wanted to send a pair of severed arms that play a digitized sample of my voice to someone who needed an emotional pick-me-up.. What a great idea!! Thanks Hug-E-Gram

  • Debbi said:

    You’ll notice they still throw in the flowers for extra. Pathetic and unimaginative.

  • drFaust (author) said:

    Hey deb, don’t under sell those flowers! they are wooden flowers that will last forever…much better then those girly armed, bee loving real flowers! ;)

  • Comedylandfill said:

    Oh. My. God.

  • Shannon said:

    WTF… Errmm, Damnit. My wife could have used one (or 2) of these last year whilst watching me die from Cancer, why didn’t anyone tell me about this???

    I was just contemplating tonight how advertising plugs like “A steam mop that clearly cleans better and is more hygenic than using old dirty water & industrial grade chemicals” make it to air without any Lame filters in the marketing department picking them up? I’m in the wrong line of work obviously.

  • didi said:

    this is weak and for pathetic people

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