Obsessed Gamer Tattoos
Doing this chick doggy style is a Gen-X Geeks ultimate fantasy...although he'd probably end up trying to make out with the Princess, instead of applying himself to the job at hand.
You ask yourself if you should pause and have a leak or hold just keep going until you have delivered the crystal to your pointy eared friends. Somehow you skip both those options and moisten your boxer shorts and bean-bag with 4 gallons of kidney filtered Vanilla Coke…..God dam life is good! Who says you need a job, girlfriend or exposure to natural light to feel complete? I’m a gamer and this is how I roll!
I hope Nintendo never re-brand their logo
Seemed like a good idea at the time!
I’m in control of my body
I think the duck hunt and the power gloves finish equal 1st in this tattoo lame-off
Can anyone really like Tetris this much?
Some of these would almost be cool if they weren't so shit!
If Mario was dead he’d be spinning in his grave at some of these
The tattoo in the top left is just asking for someone to give him a fatal (yet ironic) karate chop to the throat
Pacman is to tattoos what Charlie Sheen is to a successful marriage
The Pacman tattoo on the ass in the middle left, is a handy cover for hemorrhoids -- you can just pass them off as a bunch of magic cherries
Ladies and Gents we have a Wiener!
Bowser playing a double necked guitar, on top of a motif of a dope leaf and a crucifix, with a birthday message above it all....simply lametastic! 10/10 to the tattoo artist for keeping a steady hand whilst pissing himself laughing at the design.
Do you know of any geeks who have tatts that push the boundaries of lameness? We’d like to know!
This article’s material was sourced, inspired and partly (well mostly) written by The Lamest’s good friend jimmidahand. Click here to checkout his blog.
That Bowser tattoo is without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I can just picture him at the tattoo parlor: “Okay, I want Bowser… No wait, I want Bowser playing a guitar… NO A DOUBLE NECK GUITAR, uhhh, in front of a weed leaf. But how do I show my devotion to the Lord Jesus Christ? Okay, put a cross behind that too. Happy Birthday me!”
have you noticed all these tattoo’s are nintendo? Freakin weird!
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the last one is based on a skit from “Whitest kids you know”
That was from the whitest kids you know.
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