The Gary Busey Fault Line
The facial faultline of Gary Buesy clearly demonstrates the seismic movement brought on by the tectonic forces a shit movie exerts on it's participants face.
Whilst not as powerful and downright shit as the San Andreas Fault line, this fault line doesn’t move the earth swallowing up more men than a common whore. The right side of his face moves south every time he makes a shit film.
Seriously, there are topographers who are lining up around the block to get a closer look at Gary’s face of mystery. Look closer at his picture to see what I mean.
The photo on the left is an almost normal looking Busey in Point Break. The photo taken on the right has taken on a new dimension, this was taken after Slap Shot 2. A movie so bad it has been listed next to Water Boarding as the worst ride at Guantanamo Bay.
Unbeknownst to some, the Sloth look-a-like below is in fact what Steven Seagal looks like today (yet another person diagnosed has having the Gary Busey Fault Line – although he was diagnosed earlier, we adopted Busey’s name as there is clearly nothing funny about Steven Seagal).
Alot of people assume this is Sloth from the Goonies. This is infact a computer generated image of what Busey risks looking like if he does yet another shit movie.
Now the question you may be asking yourself “Is this condition hereditary?” A good question, a number of scientists have said that there is a strong chance that it can be passed to their offspring – have a look at Gary’s son Jake Busey. Not only is he freakish looking cat, I’m pretty convinced his entire face is made of teeth, but he clearly has suffered the Gary Busey Fault Line. His face has never truly changed as he has never been in a good film.
The extremely toothy apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
My favorite awful Busey film is GingerDEAD man. The onscreen character is actually better looking than he is!
Wow! The gingerDead man. I just looked it up on IMDB (looks lametastic)….I think I’ll have to have a look at that and most likely review here on thelamest
I never noticed the Gary Busey fault line before. I can only assume that it’s an attempt by the sane part of his brain to detatch from the rest of his body out of shame and embarassment.
You’re aware that Gary Busey had a motorbike accident, right? You clearly haven’t seen Point Break… some of the finest acting you will witness in our lifetime.
No I wasn’t aware about the accident but all evidence suggests the fault line was acting related….evidence is key in wild speculation!
Just like there is a ton of evidence to suggest the dinosaur bones were placed there by god to trick us….once again always go with the scientific evidence!
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