5 Stump Tattoos that Make Good of a Bad Situation

1) Shark boy

The production values of this tattoo are far better then those of Jaws 2-4.




2) Tom Thumb

This looks like a Biro job but that doesn’t matter. I’m certainly not opposed to thumb art. (Sorry that was bad)




3) Be Me? No Thanks

Well this isn’t a stump but close enough for the purposes of this article. I’m assuming Mr. Cameltoe hands is showing the world how proud he is of his Zoidberg-esk mitts. God bless his cotton socks! On the plus side to his obvious disadvantages, slapping the monkey would take on a much more realistic experience.




4) Piggy went to Market

This crazy chap thought it would be a good idea to get this tattoo to compliment the “Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack fell onto the candle stick” tattoo on his horribly wounded gouch.




5) Cut Below Line

Who would have thought that this wacky tattoo could occur similarly on two different people. I guess this is the stump equivalent of the dagger with a snake wrapped around it tattoo.



If you are Heather Mills or alternatively a stable minded stumpee we’d love to hear from you.