Flat Earth Society: Lame Conspiricy Organisation

The Flat Earth Society (FES) is a collective of retards that believe the earth is flat. We can only assume that FES has close links to the Chicken-Licken Society and question the structural integrity of the sky.

FES beliefs are based on flimsy mathematical experiments by Dr. Samuel Birley Rowbotham, which were performed in the late 1800′s.

It should be noted that during this time Victorian English society was marred by widespread use of drugs such as cocaine, opium and throat lozengers.

We’ve sent the findings of Rowbotham studies to The Lamest’s scientific labs for close inspection, to see if the and the FES are onto something. Here is what we found:













The Flat Earth Society’s Evidence

The diagrams below lamely attempt at prove us zany “roundites” wrong by suggesting that if the earth was round, then objects further then 2 miles away would be hidden behind the horizon.




The Lamest’s Evidence

After 5 minutes (which included a toilet break) our scientists were able to debunk the FES cornerstone “evidence”. Our head scientist compiled this counter-evidence that we believe slaps the FES upside of the head whilst delivering a Mexican Avalanche. Behold the truth….