Retarded News Stories III

Welcome to the third installment of Retarded News Stories. We prove that fact is stranger then fiction. Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention over the course of the past couple of weeks.

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1) 2 Drunk Mates Shoot Each Other in the Butt with a Slug Gun and End up in Hospital
The jist: We’ve probably all been in this situation right? You are having a few quiet drinks with friends and decide to get out an air rifle and shoot each other in the butt.
Our take: This party version of Russian Roulette is sure to catch on!






2) Jesus’ Face Spotted on Google Earth
The jist: Jesus has finally embraced technology and is shunning stigmata as his social medium of choice.
Our take: Well at least this has slightly more credibility then appearing on a piece of burnt toast on eBay.








3) Hotdog eating contest ends in arrest.
The jist: Disgruntled former Japanese champ rushes the stage during the award ceremony.
Our take: It’s like Pearl Harbor all over again! It must be said that this incident is probably more palatable then the Ben Affleck acting in the movie Pearl Harbor.