Welcome to the fourth installment of Retarded News Stories. We pay homage to the old adage “fact is stranger then fiction”.
Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention recently.
If you know of any retarded or lame news stories please email them to: thelamest.com@gmail.com

1) Workers Drown in Tomato Sauce
The jist: A bunch of workers in an Indian food factory drown in a large vat of tomato sauce.
Our take: Finally use humans are fighting back! For too long we’ve been the ones having …

Break out the party poppers and Xanax….this is an event worth getting excited about! Can you believe it 300 Mutha-Flipping comments.
We read through a range of these comments the other day and what we saw was a true cross section of society in front of us.
We have had brilliance insights from contemporary intellects, self-righteous tirades from small minded nimrods and absolute gibberish from mental patients given access to an internet cafe on their day release.
But we must say, we love everyone that has contributed and made the The …

We’ve recently been working hard on writing some articles and exchanging them for crack and high balls.
One such example is: Muffslap Epic Driving on the Beach Fails

Here are some other articles we’ve stumbled across in our endless search for the perfect lame:
Living with Balls: How to Slay the Period Monster
Pleated-Jeans: 15 Awful Examples of Christian Propaganda
Oat Meal: How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell
Awkspace: Boost of Self Confidence
Male Bovine Perf Logs: Drinking is as good as Yoga

The Lamest has just turned 1/2 year old. There were a lot of people who doubted our ability to come this far. Those people have since been rounded up and sent to Egypt for some George Bush style rendition action.
It is our belief that a little bit of water-boarding is not only character building but helps to grow your appreciation for this benevolently brilliant website.
A big thankyou to everyone of you that has read an article, left a comment, suggested an article idea, digged or retweeted us, made a …

Why hello! My mildly heart felt apologise for the slim pickings around thelamest this week. We’ve written some more stuff for our friends at muffslap which you can view here: Fat People That Look Like Animals.

We’ve also selected some of the favourite things we’ve seen around the traps this week. I hope you enjoy!
Next Time Use a Little Less Weight Tough Guy
6 Creative Ways to Ruin Your Own Wedding
Singing Fail! (only in japan)
It’s not what you think (only in japan again!!)
Ben Folds Chat Roulette

I’ve recently been doing a bit of work writing guest posts for some other websites. Check out my lametastic article: Emo Vs Goth: A Razor Blade Showdown
While you are checking out my brilliantly crafted piece of literary genius, you should also take a look at some of these links which will transport you to some low brow gems that captured my attention.

Drunk Fool Becomes a Human Dart Board Warning: some of the ads are NSFW

Batman and the Mummy (Shameless Twinkie plug with awesome voice-over!)

Day out with Daddy after he …