Here are 3 songs that will never become anything more then the fodder of sarcasm and mirth on Youtube.
These plonka’s are testament to the blinding power of the human ego. It’s hard to believe that after seeing their handy work, these “musicians” still though it wise to put these gems of petrified turds into the public domain for all to see.
Although it must be said the following examples still hold more merit and credibility then the Whitney Houston comeback tour and these actors who attempted to become musicians.

Losing …

All kids have dreamed of possessing some kind of superpower that could be used to beat-up school yard bullies, harvest mountains of free candy or woo the ladies (at the very least be able to x-ray vision oggle the shit out of them).

Flying, invisibility, shooting laser beams out of your eyes, turning green & hyper disgruntled were but a few superpowers that kids wished they could be endowed with.
On the flip-side of awesomeness live comic “superheroes” with powers that can only be described as super ghey. One such superhero has …

Written by Bill “Magnitude 10″ Miller for TheLamest.com

Let’s flash back to Christmas in 1989. Your Mom got you that brand new gaming system she promised you. Except she couldn’t tell the difference between the competing gaming companies and instead of an Nintendo Entertainment System you wound up with a brand new Sega Master System. Eventually in time you might’ve grown to love the system and it’s grand total of 20 good games in the history of the machine. However when you first started playing and buying games for it you …

You might call this article tall poppy syndrome, but here at The Lamest we love to see those in society with the most puffed up chests occasionally get their silly pectorals deflated in a cloud of shamey FAILness.
And who pray-tell has a more retardedly puffy diaphragm then a rapper? The answer…no one!
Enjoy the rap “artist” Young Buck attempting to turn himself into venison in front of his hommies, whilst wearing a silly little ghey helmet.

As an added bonus to the video we’ve gone to the effort of …

The 80’s man was a tough dude, he dared to wear mascara, single earrings and white sneakers which literally screamed out “I wish to be punched now”. There was a girly line that not even Robert Smith would have crossed and that was to rock the party as a male nanny. Doing so meant willingly surrendering your testicles quicker than a eunuch turning up for induction at the Forbidden City.
One could argue that he was breaking stereotypes and changing the way we looked at female dominated vocations, but have …

This fight scene from a movie whose name I don’t care to know, ticks so many boxes on the clipboard of lameness. Here are but a few:
1) Street tuffs picking on a weak old man. If only someone would stand up to them!
2) Clearly an Asian film but with german voice track….wtf!
3) Girl gives street tuffs an unexpected ass-kicking
4) Black dude with…wait for it…NO FREAKING LEGS, helps girl deliver karate chops of justice
5) Editing Ed Wood would be ashamed of

If you are a leg-less black German who can kickass we’d …

If you look under the definition of Naff in the dictionary, you will surely find a picture of these monstrosities of fashion. Unfashionable and sexually ambiguous – I’m pretty sure that people defended the purchase of these pants by stating self expression. These are only expressing two things: “I’m so going to grow a big butch gay moustache and I will kill your family with an axe”.
The origin of these pants go back to when a thrifty parent sewed a few crusty bed sheets together, …

Who doesn’t love that old crazy Thespian Gary Busey? A premium over actor with a gum and teeth combo that would make a donkey go all over the paddock. If you look closer at his face, you will notice a phenomenon that has gone gangbusters in the scientific community: The Gary Busey Fault line.
Whilst not as powerful and downright shit as the San Andreas Fault line, this fault line doesn’t move the earth swallowing up more men than a common whore. The right side of his face moves …

It’s 2:30am, you’re playing your favorite game and you have just clocked level 10. You are on your way to find the magic crystal that will seduce the gay elves of the mystical forest. This marks the next save point of the game.
You ask yourself if you should pause and have a leak or hold just keep going until you have delivered the crystal to your pointy eared friends. Somehow you skip both those options and moisten your boxer shorts and bean-bag with 4 gallons of kidney filtered Vanilla …

I’m not going to beat around the bush. If you wear anything Ed Hardy you are a mindless douche.
Ed Hardy not only enhances your portfolio in the stock-exchange of Metro Douche Retardism (MDR) but it also makes your designer wallet much lighter. It should be noted that your standard MDR Fat Cat’s wallet is way heavier then a normal mans wallets. This is due to the fact that they carry 100′s of photos of themselves, pursing their lips and flashing gay hand gestures.
I’ve gone undercover and infiltrated the …