No fat chics! It’s more then just a slogan found on bumper stickers and redneck t-shirts.
No fat chics, is a message of sanity in a world gone mad.
During the Renaissance period busty wenches were seen as objects of desire. It must be noted that this period of history was marred by men wearing tights. It was also a time in which apple trees taught “geniuses” about the theory of gravity. If you ask us, any fashions or beliefs from such a time must be derided with extreme prejudice.
So if …

Whoever coined the phrase young love is a beautiful thing should have attached a massive asterisk to the end of that statement and foot noted it with the following photos.
Whilst these symmetry, weight and genetically challenged kids debunk the above statement, they do pay credence to the saying that there is someone out there for everyone.

Wigged Up Skeletor and Roseanne
This marriage made in purgatory supplies mutual happiness which is clearly evident by the look of happiness on their contrasted faces.
This is a symbiotic relationship that comes into it’s own …

We don’t usually make light of people who are rock bottom after a life of drug abuse….but we will make an exception with this next clip.
This poor soul learns that his son still loves him which unleashes his inner wookie. This heart felt channeling of Chewbacca will bring a tear (of laughter) to your eye.

If you’ve ever had a crack intervention where you’ve impersonated a Star Wars character we’d love to hear from you. If you impersonated Jar Jar Binks please don’t leave a comment and fuck you!

Those wacky Japanese really enjoy being on the knifes edge of lametastic insanity.
From stomach churning Manga Porn to eating poisonous fish, the land of the rising sun really have a knack for doing shit that most other nations would deem immoral or illegal.
So it comes as no surprise really that the Japanese have a Cannibalism themed restaurant.

If you’ve ever had a cannibal themed eating experience or eaten a real human we’d love to know whether it tasted like chicken.

The numbers on this photo correlate to our snide yet apt remarks below:

1) Is that dude actually down on a knee praying?
Perhaps he’s praying to Ganesh to come down from Nirvana and arm wrestle the shit out of his enemies. If this isn’t the case then that shit has no place in a military display.
Being a softcock might have worked for Gandhi, given his adversaries of the time were tea sipping, sunburnt Englishmen with gay safari hats. Now India has an ideologically apposed, Nuclear Weapon totting Pakistan to deal …

If you haven’t see this little lametard before I recommend you have a look at my previous post regarding this devil haired Christian: Fat Gingers Have Souls.
For those of you already versed in the orange train wreck that is Cooper Cab, sit back and enjoy this little freak almost cry when he regales us with tales of teen angst and public humiliation.
I simply love the fact that he just can’t fathom why his friends are embarrassed of him, then he follows that up with a cringe-inducing Alice in Wonderland …

The Winter Olympics are done! It was a massive 2 weeks of exhilarating action juxtaposed with curling, figure skating and a ton of euro-trash national outfits.
Some of the national team uniforms have gone way off piste from good fashion. As bad as some outfits have been they have nothing on some weekend hacker out there, who constantly lift the bar of poor ski fashion way above Olympic level.

If you have ever worn anything remotely this ghey on a ski slope please confess your sins below

St. Valentine’s Day is upon us again. Around the world men in relationships curse this day as yet another example of capitalism hijacking and manipulating something for its own greedy means. On the subject of hijacking and the hate of capitalism, I’ve recently visited a Muslim only dating website and extracted some nuggets of gold from this rich vain of lame. I’ve neatly parceled them up into 6 things that I learnt whilst browsing this particular site.
What was that you said? “Stop being so culturally insensitive you moron!” Fear not …

Spreading the word of a nutty fundamentalist religion, must be hard work these days.
There are so many zanny movements, orders and sects knocking about, and they are all competing with each other to convert the finite number of gullible and stupid people in society.
Over the past decade, once little known religious fundamentalist beliefs and practices have gone mainstream. Some examples of this are:

Blowing yourself and others up in the name of Allah, so you can have it off with 40 mono-brow virgins.
Giving all your money to Tom Cruise in …

Sorry about the short hiatus in posts. I’ve been lying on a Fijian beach for the past week enjoying my honeymoon.
Yep, I know what you are thinking…Whoa! how can you limit your awesomeness to just the one lady, surely this is a shocking and tragic event to all ladyfolk throughout the world!
My response to those said ladies is: Apologies, but you had your chance when you slapped and occasionally glassed my beautiful face when I approached you at nightclubs…now go a mourn your loss!
Anyway I digress, after …