Welcome to the fourth installment of Retarded News Stories. We pay homage to the old adage “fact is stranger then fiction”.
Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention recently.
If you know of any retarded or lame news stories please email them to: thelamest.com@gmail.com

1) Workers Drown in Tomato Sauce
The jist: A bunch of workers in an Indian food factory drown in a large vat of tomato sauce.
Our take: Finally use humans are fighting back! For too long we’ve been the ones having …

Welcome to the third installment of Retarded News Stories. We prove that fact is stranger then fiction. Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention over the course of the past couple of weeks.
If you know of any retarded or lame news stories please email them to: thelamest.com@gmail.com

1) 2 Drunk Mates Shoot Each Other in the Butt with a Slug Gun and End up in Hospital
The jist: We’ve probably all been in this situation right? You are having a few quiet drinks with …

Welcome to the second installment of Retarded News Stories. We prove that fact is stranger then fiction. Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention over the course of the past couple of weeks.
If you know of any retarded or lame news stories please email them to: thelamest.com@gmail.com

1) Young couple with child discover they are brother and sister
The jist: Title pretty much sums this one up!
Our take: We’re just surprised this story doesn’t occur in Tasmania, Alabama or the 3rd planet of Incestia …

This old loon was filmed for the Australian Current Affair program, as part of a story about some wild neighborhood dogs terrorizing locals.
His theatrical re-creation of what the crazed dogs sound like, can only be described as lametastically perfect. Here are but a couple of elements that make this video funny:
1) Silly looking old man goes from conversational to rabid dog in a fraction of a second.
2) His demure wife hardly budges as her husband has a fit of epileptic proportions almost knocking her over and no doubt spitting in …

Sometimes the news really does prove that fact is stranger then fiction. Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention over the course of the week.

1) Women try to smuggle dead man on plane (click here to read full story)
The jist: 2 German women charged after rocking up to Liverpool airport with a dead relative in a wheel barrow wearing sunglasses.
Our take: These two bratwurst brained lametards are either massive Weekend at Burnie’s fans or tight-assed and realized getting their dead relative home on …