The Flat Earth Society (FES) is a collective of retards that believe the earth is flat. We can only assume that FES has close links to the Chicken-Licken Society and question the structural integrity of the sky.
FES beliefs are based on flimsy mathematical experiments by Dr. Samuel Birley Rowbotham, which were performed in the late 1800′s.
It should be noted that during this time Victorian English society was marred by widespread use of drugs such as cocaine, opium and throat lozengers.
We’ve sent the findings of Rowbotham studies to The Lamest’s …

Google is great, we all love google…we would love google even more if they ranked www.thelamest.com #1 for the following search terms: rad, sik, awesome and bodacious….but that’s another story.
Google are always trying new things to make our lives easier. Unfortunately their quest for self improvement uncovers our collective browsing shame.
Here are just a couple of the most baffling, bizarre and lame google popular search suggestions that I’ve discovered:
1) “How to go”

I’m assuming this is a nerdy teenage boy request expecting to see a link to Amazon selling …

His glasses are thick, his breath is scented with Tic Tac freshness and his shirt is tucked into his trousers so far, you’d swear his belt buckle was a star trek pin. He is a nerd, and he thinks he’s all that with 100 hit points and maximum charisma.
When he isn’t fishing his underpants out of his lower colon after a super wedgie from life beatings class 101, he dreams of a better life that is achievable because nerds are smart, much smarter than you or me.
There …