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		<title>Fat Chics that Think They&#8217;re Hot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No fat chics! It&#8217;s more then just a slogan found on bumper stickers and redneck t-shirts.
No fat chics, is a message of sanity in a world gone mad. 
During the Renaissance period busty wenches were seen as objects of desire. It must be noted that this period of history was marred by men wearing tights. It was also a time in which apple trees taught &#8220;geniuses&#8221; about the theory of gravity. If you ask us, any fashions or beliefs from such a time must be derided with extreme prejudice.
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		<title>Flash Dance Inspired Bread Routine of Shame</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The 80&#8242;s had a lot to answer for. Big hair, homo-erotic cock rock, Corey Haim, Happy Pants and Flash Dance inspired wholemeal bread promotions&#8230;is their anything the 80&#8242;s couldn&#8217;t ghey up?



If you dance like a maniac in the kitchen whilst using yeast we&#8217;d love for you to leave a message below.





		
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		<title>3 Musicians You Won&#8217;t See on MTV</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are 3 songs that will never become anything more then the fodder of sarcasm and mirth on Youtube. 
These plonka&#8217;s are testament to the blinding power of the human ego. It&#8217;s hard to believe that after seeing their handy work, these &#8220;musicians&#8221; still though it wise to put these gems of petrified turds into the public domain for all to see. 
Although it must be said the following examples still hold more merit and credibility then the Whitney Houston comeback tour and these actors who attempted to become musicians.


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		<title>Drunk Guy with Jester Hat turns into Town Oaf</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Celebrating your team&#8217;s success isn&#8217;t complete unless you get mindlessly loaded and wreck someones property.
To do this in style it&#8217;s highly recommended that you wear some sort of head-wear that accentuates your doucheyness.  




If you&#8217;ve ever crashed through the rear window of shame please regale us with your story. 





		
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		<title>Young Love Isn&#8217;t Always a Beautiful Thing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whoever coined the phrase young love is a beautiful thing should have attached a massive asterisk to the end of that statement and foot noted it with the following photos.
Whilst these symmetry, weight and genetically challenged kids debunk the above statement, they do pay credence to the saying that there is someone out there for everyone.

Wigged Up Skeletor and Roseanne
This marriage made in purgatory supplies mutual happiness which is clearly evident by the look of happiness on their contrasted faces. 
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		<title>Dancing Crip gets Wiped Out by an Ice-cream Van</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who would have thought dancing in the middle of a busy road would end in FAIL? 
Even if you are a tough guy and you &#8220;own&#8221; a particular street corner, you are still best advised that Newton&#8217;s laws of physics still apply. 
Lets just reiterate that Mr. Newton didn&#8217;t say: everything has an equal and opposite reaction unless you are Krumpin in the middle of the road.




If you know of any dance moves that could save you from getting hit by an ice-cream van we&#8217;d love to hear about it.





		
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		<title>How reading Tea Leaves got its groove back</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Reading tea leaves is one of those things that you might ask “Isn’t that lame, how ironic having a website that pokes fun at lame things, but also glorifies seemingly lame things?” Well for starters, keep your opinions to yourself you prick, and secondly are you calling my grandmother lame?  Because that is just a dog act and you should have a long hard look at yourself. 
The science of Tassology (yep, there is a nerd name for it) has been around for a long time and can give ...]]></description>
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		<title>Russians + Motorbikes = FAIL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since the iron curtain fell it seems Russians have stopped lining up for bread and instead cue in the line of shame, ready to bring fail upon themselves. 
A vodka filled Boris Yeltson could control a bike better then these next idiots:





If you know of anyone that should be sent to a motorbike Gulag, please let us know by leaving a comment below, which will then be sent to the KGB. 






		
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		<title>Retarded News Stories IV</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the fourth installment of Retarded News Stories. We pay homage to the old adage &#8220;fact is stranger then fiction&#8221;.  
Here are a couple of retarded news articles which have pricked our attention recently. 
If you know of any retarded or lame news stories please email them to: thelamest.com@gmail.com

1) Workers Drown in Tomato Sauce 
The jist: A bunch of workers in an Indian food factory drown in a large vat of tomato sauce.
Our take: Finally use humans are fighting back! For too long we&#8217;ve been the ones having ...]]></description>
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		<title>Wookie Man Cries during Drug Intervention</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We don&#8217;t usually make light of people who are rock bottom after a life of drug abuse&#8230;.but we will make an exception with this next clip. 
This poor soul learns that his son still loves him which unleashes his inner wookie. This heart felt channeling of Chewbacca will bring a tear (of laughter) to your eye. 




If you&#8217;ve ever had a crack intervention where you&#8217;ve impersonated a Star Wars character we&#8217;d love to hear from you. If you impersonated Jar Jar Binks please don&#8217;t leave a comment and fuck you!





		
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